The Storm is back bitches!

[Storm]

Well, well, it has been a fun time waiting to see you all again.

Thank goodness for the bar, I really do have to be somewhat intoxicated to put up with the rest of these women. So lets get this over and done with so we can get the hell out of here.
I can't say I have much to go off on this vote, being sent home right as the merge was coming together kind of shot my knowledge of what the three of you have been going through the last few rounds. But I'll do my best to try and catch up on all of that.

So I'll start off with Mother Russia
For someone who was intended to be the first to go from Sulaco to end up in the final three has to be to the most amazing thing I've ever seen. Blame who you want for the infamous Trinity vote that seemed to tear Sulaco apart, you winning immunity that round was a big factor in that and I definitely have to give you props. A vote turned from Trinity vs you, to Trinity vs Cherry and caused big drama - so not only did you save yourself but you were somewhat the catalyst for that drama happening, and I appreciate the entertainment factor in that. This is also apart of the reason that I SO want to vote for you to win, the hilarity and amazing storyline in you winning would be great. However I'm having a little bit of trouble voting for someone I had a lack of communication with, while the communication we did have I enjoyed.

Next I'll go with Xena
Out of everyone I interacted with you were by far the easiest to work with, I don't know what it was, but we just tended to have a similar position on everything. It's a shame it took so long for us to warm up to one another that we could communicate whole heartedly to one another but I loved it once we started pulling moves and alliance together. It's a shame it didn't last longer but I have to say if it was really between me and you during the tribal I left, I'm glad out of everyone I was voted out over you. You definitely were working your ass off this whole time pulling things together, and even if it didn't always worked out, I appreciate the effort. I think out of the final three you probably played the best game, while usually I'd say Mother Russia would have because I don't think anyone really suspected her game, you played the middle and even with everyone's knowledge of that you managed to make it to the end - that's props to your social game. The only difficulty I'm having in voting for you is the entertainment factor, it's a big one for me. I'm definitely a slut for a story arc and your road seemed relatively smooth the whole time just playing the middle so I'm not sure how I feel about that.

And last, and certainly least Selene
I'll start with the positives, from a viewers standpoint I'm hoping and I think you were probably great. Because you were a huge mess, and walking contradiction. You'd spout team spirit, but then you're taking credit for Sulaco splitting up. You'd talk about how loyal you were but it seemed like if anyone said anything out of line you were the first to throw them to the curb. I can appreciate a mess, but playing with one, playing with you was a massive pain. Especially because the length of your PMs, but I respect your enthusiasm and effort I guess? I get that in this game you have to lie, and I'm reasonably certain that you preaching about team spirit was more just because it was good for your game before we voted out Trinity...I just still can't find myself wanting to vote for you. Everything you presented seemed to be fake, and even with the knowledge of that from the start, it still pisses me off. Like wanting to vote out Cherry for the possibility of her going against Sulaco and then literally hours later turning on Sulaco when things didn't go your way. I'm still not sure if it was because it was the best move for you to make, or was because you were pissy some of us didn't go along with what you wanted. 

With that being said, my question for all of you is: Looking back at your time in the game, from a viewers standpoint, how would you summarize your story arc? Did a certain mistake in this game change the way you played? and finally What the most entertaining thing you did this entire game?

Toodles, bitches.

[Xena]

OH.MY.GAWD! STORM!!!

Girl I have missed you! You are definitely one of my favourite girls in this game, which might not say a lot considering I am in love with a lot of these bitches but you were definitely someone who I wanted to play with for the long haul.

It's funny to hear you talk about how we took a while to warm up because for me I really liked you from the start. We had a really good starting connection right from the beginning, before there were any tribes. I also felt like we were very real with each other and was able to talk to each on the same level. I will admit it took us some time to get into the swing of things and form our lesbian erotic alliance but once we did we had electric chemistry together. I liked you so much that when an alliance was formed between Cherry, Noxeema and me, I had spoken to them about bringing you in as well. I spoke very highly over you and about how well we clicked and that your mind and mentality were on the same level us three women. One thing that stopped us from forming that 4 way was that we knew you were in the middle and had a lot of people talking to you and wanted to work with you. Even though that foursome wasn't formed I knew I wanted to be close to you and I think that the tribal of fear really showed that. As much as I take credit for working hard to try and pull off that move it was really you who made the idea and game play relevant and plausible. You and I went to town that round and you were a beast at not being seen as one of the master minds, which is probably another reason for why it hurt so much to see you go.

As for my story arc I can see why it didn't have a lot of life to it. I think I did do a good job of making sure that I had options and alliances in this game that would set me up to keep me safe but it also meant that from an outsides point of view it wasn't that much of a rollercoaster. I am actually really glad that you have brought this up because it now gives me the opportunity to showcase to you and all of these other women my brand new mini story! A story that brings to light my game and the adventures I encounter whilst in space. I now present to you my exaggerated but also very real autobiography of my time in this game. The first of my mini stories that will kick start my brand new franchising scheme which will be funded by my winnings from the game.

(Me as a housewife)

I woke up to a cold morning on the 19th of April 2016. I had built a camp with my life partner Gabrielle, in the wilderness that lied close to Kalamata. Gabrielle had begun making breakfast as I readied the horses but then all of a sudden, from the sky above us, we saw bright lights flashing in patterns and rhythms. A large metal spaceship had appeared before us, scaring our horses and causing them to flee!

I drew my sword and braced myself for the mystery that was before me. Once the space craft had landed, the door began to open, smoke flowing out of the entrance and there before me stood Ripley. This stern, weathered woman began to walk towards me; I wielded my sword in defence, but before I could make an attack towards this beast she presented a letter to me. A letter that was an offer, too good to refuse. She had presented me with an opportunity to board her ship and defeat 19 of the biggest bitches this planet has come to know.

I turned to Gabrielle and before I could speak she took my hands and looked me in the eye, she said “Xena, my love!... You must take this offer, the world needs you now more than ever and you are the only one who can complete this task. You must defeat these harpies and bring me my million dollars, you know what to do!” We both then nodded and I accepted Ripleys offer. I then left my home and my Gold star and boarded the space craft and was welcomed in by the likes of Mindy and Sil.

Before I knew it I was thrown into a vessel and came face to face with those who I was destined to defeat. We were all placed together in a twist like no other. I began to size my competition up. I was subtle in my approach but focused. I knew that my appearance and celebrity would draw these women in. Conversations started and before I knew it I was being approached by dozens of women! Who had all be presented with the same opportunity, a task that could only protect two of us from the opening events of this blood bath!

After days spent with these vagina thirsty women we were split into two teams and the victors of the task were revealed. I found myself in a team that desired affection and a body to talk to and many were eager to play. As I began to talk to these women more and more about themselves and the world arounds us was being revealed. There wasn’t really a time where I had to approach one of these shrews because they were already chomping at the bit to talk to me. I used this to my advantage and was able to access how I fit into this team.

For the next two weeks I spent my time and energy engaging with these women, talking to them as though we were in the same position and felt the same way about the dynamics of the competition. I was honest to all of them but kept my cards close to my chest, I seeked out those who I connected with and those who were only there for entertainment. I kept my ears open and showed these women how reliable I could be and found myself to be in the best position I could have hoped for! I was in the middle of the crew and knew that the only way to defeat all of these divas was to work with them.

As alliances began to form and game talk arose I realised I had a finger in every pie and yet left every girl questioning where I sat amongst them all. I was seen as the wild card and the middle player; I grew close to many of them and was given many reliable options and even when everyone was talking to each other no one knew exactly who my loyalty went to. I found myself presented with three ways and foursome, lone rangers and outcasts and I took up every offer. I knew what everyone was saying to anyone and knew exactly who was tickling who.

After two weeks of tasting every pie we were all finally faced with our first kill and after the sudden shock that my home girl Noxeema had abandoned ship to flirt with the other side I found the team to be in total chaos as a result. What was worse than this treachery was the amount of accusations that had come of it. These women had lost their minds! and had no idea which way to look. A few had begun a witch hunt, one girl was speculated against and others were getting dragged through the mud. It was complete chaos and I was a bystander in the middle of it!

As snakes emerged from the shadows of this vessel I started to hear whispers and ideas about who should die first, seeing as though this news to me didn’t suit my plans of attack and success I used this knowledge as power and made sure that my boo Cherry knew exactly what was going on. With this information it gave Cherry the opportunity to take matters into her own hands and fight for her life and she fought hard, claiming to have an idol, scrambling around the ship, looking for any reliable source that could save her life and with this commotion I found my contact list came in use.
I knew who would be smart enough to follow through on a pre-organised plan of voting out Trinity as a pose to being pressure into believing this hogwash that was being passed around the crib. As a result Cherry and the girls who stood by her were victorious but after seeing who had been covered in blood splatter I knew that my job was far from over!

As we entered the new round we were faced with a twist that was long awaited for. The remaining predators of each team were forced to evacuate their vessels and find a new home amongst the 13 who were left. Things heated up quickly as girls knew that there life could very well be on the line. I reconnected with my girls who had helped me in the previous murder and together we saw what our fellow team mates had become. I could see the spite forming in their eyes and I could feel the urge to kill in their blood and I could smell that there was a yeast infection among us.

I conjured up a plan to keep all 9 of my fellow inmates safe and a live from the beast that had devoured those who lived in the Nostromo vessel. I saw no option but to dive straight into battle and work towards making this plan work. I relied on my connections that were formed in Sulaco to work with me on this and to see that the cause was only for our benefit. I communicated with everyone, filling their heads with this brilliant idea that would save us all for one more round and even when the snarling beasts of Nostromo confronted me about my scheme I head butted them and stuck to the plan. I did not flinch at all even though I knew that if one of us died my head could be next. Unfortunately after all my efforts the plan had failed and 3 woman had been affected by the epidemic that was infecting the ship. Due to the V- virus we lost one of our own. Storm was a close and reliable friend. It was a sad event but none the less I knew what I had to do!

Immediately I began my networking amongst those who were left. I reconnected with those who had sided with me twice in a vote as well as taking up an offer that I was faced with at the previous killing. I found use in an alliance with one of these Nostromo creatures and pursued Alice in hopes to form new connections.

I was in the middle of the game and found myself scurrying around committing to my alliances and the options that were around me. I talked the sweet talk and bounced from body to body. Accessing where the dynamics were in the game and more importantly sussing out where my pathways were.

I fondled these new beasts we had to play with while entertaining my already formed allies. My good looks and up front approach assured that I was safe and with my wits I found myself a game advantage. Something that I only hoped to have found especially considering I never recieved a clue.

Round after round I saw that I had some loses but I also had some wins. I witnessed the deaths of Cherry and Babydoll. Cherry, a close comrade of mine and Babydoll, a girl who I wished I could have worked with more.

Despite all the deaths that were happening I always remained safe. I was never in danger of having my throat slit. I was able to watch these incredible; nostromo monsters tear woman and alliances apart. Woman would trust these beast that had murder in their souls and would have their backs ripped out before they knew it! They made short work and fool’s out of the sulaco warriors and broke down our chances of killing them. Even with the chaos that I was immersed in, I never strayed from my goals of defeating these creatures and was not afraid to get close to them. I treated them as though we were on the same path and that our morals were the same. My sweet lips allowed me to walk amongst them and remain unharmed!

I knew that if I was to complete my mission aboard this ship that one day these savage nostromo brutes would have to die and I continued to influence the remaining Sulaco Sheila’s. After many attempts at killing these beasts, including using my advantage to help my cause I never stopped trying. I knew my goal and my ambition and I rose to the challenge and carried on with my fight.

With numbers dwindling, the time had finally come and where I would drive the dagger into the heart of a Nostromo. The Nostromo that we killed was a beast who found a place in my heart. Her name was Alice and she was a killing machine with a heart. She was honest and kept her word, a true player and despite my war against them she was very dear to me but none the less it had to be her. She and the other nostromo’s had to think that it was my life on the line in order to strike a blow to their chest!

After the death of Alice the remaining beasts found themselves to have the same destiny. Both Jessica and TX were defeated and I respected them for being such war gods but sadly amongst their deaths I lost my closest ally in the game. Claire reminded me of my Chap Stick lesbian back home. She was kind and loyal and honest. She became my love interest and the only girl I could trust, we relied on each other through all these death and we had vowed to take each other to the end but like most tragic love stories it was not meant to be.

Once she had died I saw that it was my duty to take matters into my hands and that I couldn’t allow these Nostromo’s to make it any further. I took out the remaining immunities in this game and not only guaranteed my safety but guaranteed that these monsters were just as vulnerable as those who remained! They fought hard, throwing names out to us and looking for options but unfortunately they had eliminated any chance of there being deceit. After Jessica, the impeccable beast was defeated we were left with the one called TX.

She had a tongue like I have never seen before. She could whisper anything into your ear and you would start to question what you are doing. She was fierce and devious.

I now sit here nearing the end of my mission and have only two more birds to kill. I am faced with a difficult task but a task I can finish none the less. I have faced as many twists and threats as they have and with the realization of how safe I was able to remain during my fight I am confident that I can cleanse this space craft and eliminate the remaining strands of the V- virus.

I AM XENA, I AM THE WARRIOR PRINCESS AND I AM THE….

[Xena]

Ok so I know that's like super longa and not really a summary but I wanted to prove that I am putting everything into winning this. I think that my game was entertaining but I guess its all about perspective. That post of mine is super long and I do apologise but I hope that it shows that I worked hard to be here and that I don't mind what I have to do to win. If I was given an scenario where I had to fight in the game I would have.

once again I apologize for the length of my response but at the same time I hope you find it entertaining and see my commitment to this game.

[Xena]

Oh. I almost forgot to answer the other part of your question. I think me having the first game advantage and playing it at final 8 was probably my most entertaining time. No one expected me to have it and I kept it pretty hush hush while I did have it and what I attempted to do with it would have big a pretty decent move. I think it was even more effective because a few believed that it he been voted out with babydoll.... I guess I'm not that predictable as they say.

[Selene]

Hey Storm -

So, yeah, its not hard to fathom why you've such am opinion of me. The fact is, i was making moves when people were standing sdtill BlueStrong - absolutely. Haveeveryone look one way, and do something different. I had tried to mutiny, but was beaten to the punch by Nox. So wh not throw his allie undr the bus, to discredit Nox, when it was EXACTLY what I had atrempted to do myself!

I was having an absolute ball in this game.

Hitting the merge with a wall of blue would have been boring. Besides everyone had been so gung-ho about voting other MOTHER AND tRINITY. Mother and Trinity. Did anyone else bother to talk to those girls? They were great. Loved Mother, and Trinity we had some coolwee chats between her studies. But people were already gettin coccooned into thier alliances. Something I had purposely tried to avoid getitng involved in was large alliances, and you shoul know as I was in 2 small 3 person ones wiht you, and that poxy one wiht Cherry and Nocx, that I dont think anyone took seriously. I mean, Cherry did not like Kaylee. Kaylee did not like Cherry. I was suspicious of Nox, so that was all just complete meh.

So having a pretty definitive line to see where people were - and rememner, had Mother as my ace up my sleeve, so to speak - who actually voted with me, but was still able to conceal that fact and stick with orig Sulaco, be a sleeper and compre notes, and hook up later - whihc is what we did. Anyhow, Navigating a pagonging befor eturning blue in on itself? Meh. Blow the f*cker sky high is so much more entertaining. Babydoll leading the charge to connect with Nostromo. Beaultiful./ Chaos getting created. Cracks everwhere.

Before we had a snore. Now we had a game.

And all the while I was having the time of my life!

Ok, so it didnt all go according to plan. But hey, that is chaos for you.

As for mistakes I made 1 that I immediately regretted, in switching my vote to Nox literally in the dying seconds of the last minute before votes were finl at the merge. TYhat was a mistake, because had I left it where it was, Cameron stays in the game and Cherry is out. And I would have MUCH MUCH preferred Cameron in than Cherry. But the net result was what Babydoll had been looking for: 1 from Sulaco and 1 from Nostromo. I would have been satified with that at the outset if Xena hadnt tried to do that 5-4-4 split. But OMG, that was an oppportunity that could not be allowed to pass unused. I even suggested to Xena about just loading up on 1 name, but Sulaco was all about having their cake and eating it to. Bollocks to that.

I loved Babydoll so much in this game because she was someone who was prepared to gamble, and thank god, because she made irt soooooo much fun to play with while she was in the game. Although I would have preferred once we had things settled followed the Cherry vote to just stay the course and ride it out over the weekend. But of course, it dodnt quite happen like that, so yeah. Maybe if I had been there on that Saturday a few weeks back I could have averted the back to back rounds, keeping the Nostromo girls and Kaylee/Babydoll united and focused, rather tha it splitting. Was sad to see Babydoll and Kaylee go, but no fear was I rolling ovder and playing dead.

Simply time to adjust ensd adapt. And that is what I did.

People had turned on me, I was still willing and able to work with them. The very next round, turn it on then. And then turn t back again.  This is called being able to roll with the puinches, being flexible, being adapatable, making things happen. Used my connections, kept my connections,used any tacticd I could, adn was ruthless doing it at times.

i played the game. Maybe not how you wanted to have the game played, and long ago I had hoped we would do some damage in this game togerhee, but none the less i have loved every minute. All the ups and the downs. I played hard from day one, carried a target every single step of the way to the end and think I had a prety damn entertaining tome doing it, wvwn if it was just myself, but hopefully a few others will have enjoyed some of the chaos and carnage that wnent on, and the blood on my hands that I am responsible for.

Thanks Storm