Welcome, Beatrix

[Ripley]

Hope all is ok. If it is, bit disappointed you've got AWOL.

[Beatrix]

Oh my god. I have literally fucked myself over!

I thought i was voted out when i first saw the vote!

Holy shit. I am the biggest moron of the century!

[Beatrix]

I will never fucking forgive myself over this shit!

[Beatrix]

I'm the biggest fucking idiot in history of idiots. I swear to fucking god!

[Beatrix]

I swear, i'm gonna fucking cry cause of this shit!

I cannot believe i was this stupid.

[Beatrix]

Okay i'd like to explain myself for what has happened because i cannot believe myself for being this stupid.

So when i was up to see the vote and be active for the tribal council. I was just basically fine with it. Until the votes came on. I first saw that the vote was from Ma-Ma and i was like "Well okay, expected" and then when i saw that the second vote was for me and then i saw that underneath my vote was written "You are officially expendable" and gif of New York was underneath it. I actually thought i was voted out and so i was like "Fuck this shit!" and logged out and i was bitter as shit about it. I should have not been this bitter and next time stick around for the rest of the votes. 

So now ladies and gentleman, i'm Beatrix Kiddo and i'm a certified idiot!

Plus i never knew that the votes would be like read out loud. That it was just all a cutesy thing to do while the game was going on and that they wouldn't be shown.

[Beatrix]

BRB asking the Crazy 88's to kill me for this.

[Beatrix]

I guess i went from being the bitch to be dunking girls to the curve to being the one to be dunked on.

[Beatrix]

But i gotta say.

LOVE

- Alice
- Xenia
- Jessica
- T-X
- Sarah (I'm really sorry Sarah. Had i not been a big idiot, i would have fucking loved to keep you over the other bitches on the tribe that were before you)

MEH

- Call
- Rita

[Beatrix]

I so would like to apologize for my own dumbfuckery that i pulled off. I really do not do these types of shit. In every game that i play in, i give it my all and everyone in every game i play in know that. And i just feel so crap for showing this type of behavior. And i just would like to say that i am horrendously sorry for being so ignorant for doing that.

I just can't with my own dumbfuckery.

[Beatrix]

And as a last note before i go into the corner of shame is that.

I really love this series and as a first time player, i really love it and all of you are amazing hosts. The challenges even though i've only played in one are fantastic and the whole game is just top notch. This is a very amazing experience.

Now please if you can nominate me for the darwin award for this stunt because i deserve to have this title on my head for doing this shit.

[Ripley]

Holy shit Beatrix. That's heartbreaking and yet hilarious. At least it's a story for the ages.

Stick around because there'll be more joining you here and you'll also be merged with the lurkers at some point.

[Call]

Mar 28, 2016 22:35:38 GMT Beatrix said:

MEH

- Call

it's ok. I didn't really remember our interactions either so I can understand being meh with you.

[Xenia]

Oh my God . Well we were all very, very pissed that you just kinda disappeared without coming back. We held our own mock tribal council because of it. Maybe you'll find it funny?

[Beatrix]

Apr 2, 2016 10:51:51 GMT Xenia said:

Oh my God . Well we were all very, very pissed that you just kinda disappeared without coming back. We held our own mock tribal council because of it. Maybe you'll find it funny?

I'd fucking love to see you all rip me apart so i'm really interested into seeing that Mock Tribal Council