Round Two

[Jessica]

Hello again, bitches. Previously on Jessica's confessional update, there was a big blindside of Ma-Ma going on. By now you would have know that panned out as expected, except almost all the bitches were in on it at the end. Except Call Someone forgot to tell her. Okay, well all of us forgot to tell her. So we've all been playing catch up with the adorable Call ever since. She was so cute, she even melted my frozen heart. At the time, Ma-ma had been even less active than Beatrix, if you can imagine that. As to the clue, I still don't know where it went in round one, but Alice has it for round two so if she cracks it and it's gone, then I'll start panicking. But Oh God the clue story and my stupid bitches I call my allies I must tell you about it.

After round one, Xenia sent me this, I've eliminated the irrelevant information and highlighted the notable sentence

Mar 22, 2016 11:12:52 GMT xenia said:

I like that idea of one of us taking a clue. Rita took one last time, so perhaps we could have a rotation or something? Or the person who feels the least confident in doing the challenge take the clue? That's something we should definitely discuss in the group PM chain we have.

I was like wait, what? Rita took it? and she didn't tell us or offer to share or anything??? She told us she took the 15 minutes on the challenge.

But then Xenia logged out and it was almost 24 hours before she got back to me again. At that stage, she simply said, "yeah, Rita TOLD us she took the fifteen minutes". I was like YOU DUMB BITCH! Then I explained to her the difference between taking the 15 minute penalty, and opting for the clue over immunity. and I laughed at her a lot for being a stupid bitch and making me worry all day that Rita was holding out on us. Poor Rita

So onto this round, my time was a pretty awful 11 minutes something because I kept screwing up. Most girls who have told me their times went under 10 minutes so somebody screwed the pooch something awful before we even get to Beatrix's 24 hour time. So we won't be winning any challenges until that person is gone, at least while this challenge format exists. My suspicion is it could be Sarah. Sarah is a completely random player who keeps making up stories and randomly telling them to people. But she's so out of the loop that everyone just tells each other and it's hilarious. But she seems like the kind of player to tank the challenge intentionally for the laughs. Because there's no excuse, you can just take the 15 minutes if you genuinely suck. I would have preferred to get rid of Sarah, since we know Beatrix is not the one pulling hour long challenge times. But Beatrix has dropped off the grid, so no choice. When we knew Sarah hadn't logged in the sexy six thread started getting tense:

Mar 23, 2016 11:31:54 GMT rita said:

So I just noticed Beatrix hasn't even been online since Ripley posted the challenge. What a stupid bitch 

Mar 23, 2016 11:38:58 GMT alice said:

*screaming at my computer*

LOG IN AND TAKE THE 15 MINUTES!

Mar 23, 2016 11:41:24 GMT alice said:

Can we all sync our cycles and pray the bitch took the 15 as soon as the challenge was posted?

Mar 23, 2016 11:43:16 GMT jessica said:

Mar 23, 2016 11:41:24 GMT alice said:

Can we all sync our cycles and pray the bitch took the 15 as soon as the challenge was posted?

Challenge posted 8:36 game time
Beatrix last appearance 8:29 game time

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Mar 23, 2016 11:48:12 GMT xenia said:

Mar 23, 2016 11:43:16 GMT jessica said:

Challenge posted 8:36 game time
Beatrix last appearance 8:29 game time

.......

Don't you hog all of that, we all need some right now.

Mar 23, 2016 11:48:36 GMT alice said:

Mar 23, 2016 11:51:22 GMT rita said:

Oh is it 8:30pm? At least we have more time for the bitch to get online than I thought we had

Let's be real tho she is totally going to doom us no matter how strong a prayer circle we form together  We should just get wasted now and recover in the morning.

Mar 23, 2016 11:52:35 GMT jessica said:

Wayyy ahead of you ladies

Mar 23, 2016 11:54:17 GMT xenia said:

I can provide some really sweet ass Russian vodka. We're all going to need it. Even if she shows up and totally kills the challenge, the mental anguish is too much

Mar 23, 2016 11:55:36 GMT jessica said:

I'm just hitting F5 waiting for her to drop off the 24 hour list or pop up online. The stress is killing me.

Then we just started randomly voting in the thread before the challenge results were even up...

Mar 23, 2016 11:58:59 GMT jessica said:

Tribal council # 2

Beatrix


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Oh wait, wrong thread.

Mar 23, 2016 12:01:39 GMT alice said:

Round 2

Beatrix

Mar 23, 2016 12:10:02 GMT xenia said:

Round 2

Beatrix

Mar 23, 2016 12:23:11 GMT alice said:

R.I.P us.

And so the demand for an immediate tribal council was borne. And Rita channelling her inner Jeff Probst

Honestly, these bitches are the best fun you can have in an ORG. Every night they have me in stitches.

But seriously, poor Beatrix, I do hope she's okay because when she drops by she's a really nice chick But we can't afford any more 24 hour challenge times

By bitches, have a great Easter!