File #2

[Alice]

Hello? Kshhhhh

...

Is there anyone out there? Kshhhhh




This is Alice, captain of the spaceship Nostromo. We lost one of our own today to the V-Virus, deckhand Ma-Ma.



Christ on a sandwich Ma-Ma was one hard bitch to communicate with. By the time I found her, it was too late... I found her face first in Beatrix's hedgehog and now I think the virus may have been passed on to Beatrix. I wish these ladies would stop sitting on each others faces. 

The S.T.A.R.S members have only become stronger after the Ma-Ma vote. I have established close relationships with each one of the ladies and am confident enough in my position that I gave up safety from the mission and managed to find a clue to the V-Virus cure. I am having a hard time working it out so if there are any computer experts out there in space who specialise in coding, I need you to find Nostromo.

The ladies have mutinied against the spaceships artificial intelligence, The Bitch Queen. The Bitch Queen has gone homicidal and is punishing us for muting against Beatrix too early.



We are taking control of this ship and we will cork the vajeen of any bitch with the V-Virus.

This is Nostromo, broadcasting on
the emergency frequency.
There is no infection. We offer safety
and security... food and shelter.

My name is Alice and...



Over. Kshhhhh