Epyzode 14

[Mother Russia]

Congratulations on making the Final 5 and the final episode of The Expendables: Get Away From Her, You Bitch!

Vhat exaktly do thyz mean?  Mother Russia demand to knov! Are ve havyng Fynal 4 fynale or double elymynatyon inztead???

No lyke it matter too much zynze Mother Russia play game lately vizout fear lyke zhe do not kare about konzequenzez

3 blyndzydez in rov vaz very fun & exytyng! Mother Russia iz left vantyng more nov, zo much that zhe vyll not hold bakk on Xena blyndzyde next if zhe don't ztop beyng zalty kunt over vhat happen lazt nyght & in tranny boot!  Mother Russia get undereztymated & bullyed by idyot kuntz in earlyer roundz and thyz iz vhat happen to them!

Mother Russia ztyll vant fynalz viz Zelene & Xena IF pozzyble, but really do no kare too much if green kuntz forze zelf into fynalz alzo! Jezzyka voukd be very dyffykult to vin vyktory agaynzt her, but Mother Russia aktually play great game too in merge (even better vizout ever getting vote agaynzt her!), pluz Mother Russia iz ultymate game underdog on top of thyz!   Goyng from bottom bytch on trybe to poverful kunt in merge vho kontrol vote by flyppyng zydez iz more ekzytyng ztorylyne than typykal ztory of zhyt trybe vho get to merge viz fev numberz and zomehov make it to end, u knov?   Mother Russia do beyng out zyde bytch zo much better than them, ezpezyally zynze they vere 4 ztrong and Mother Russia vaz kompketely alone in game! 

Klayre boot alzo happen lazt nyght bekauze Mother Russia dezyde it zo even if Jezzyka later zuggezt it after zhe vin myzzyon!  Klayre vaz goyng to get azzazzynated in F5 round, but Mother Russia dezyde to pull trygger one round early and force F3 I vant on Xena inztead before zhe and Klayre get idea to ztryke at Mother Russia or Zelene fyrzNo ztronger defenze than good offenze iz hov Mother Russia roll in game!  

If Xena dezyde to bekome zpyteful bytch and kozt Mother Russia game, at leazt boryng MOR kunt lyke Klayre von't ve vynnyng in end nov, and zomebody  more dezervyng lyke Jezzyka or Zelene vyll inztead!  Mother Russia do not zee T-X or Xena az vynner materyal bazed on everythyng zhe zee about theze kuntz zo far!

[Mother Russia]

Holy fukk, thyz iz vorzt myzzyon ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Mother Russia iz barely gettyng ztarted and zhe already tyred vantyng to go bakk to bed!!!! "/

Alzo, no Edyth Roozevelt??  

Zome of thoze kuntz don't belong in myzzyon! Roza Parkz not even fyrzt blakk zlut to ztand up to vhytyez on buz!!!!!  Zhe iz only pozter gyrl, total FRAUD!  Juzt lyke Mother Tereza vaz!!!!  KUNTZ KUNTZ KUNTZ!!!!!!!!!! 

[Mother Russia]

Ok, bakk to vork nov!!!!!!!!!

[Mother Russia]

Ripley Mindy Sil

Kan u kuntz pleaze no reveal rezultz untyl myzzyon deadlyne? Mother Russia MUZT take nap nov, vake up in lyke 2 hourz, get beautyfyl and leave to event after thyz! In other vordz, Mother Russia vyll not kome by agayn untyl zometyme in evenyng Kalyfornya UZA tyme! Mother Russia do no vant other kuntz to have zkramble advantage over her bekauze zhe iz out enjoyng lyfe! Zhyt kould get krazy if Jezzyka vin myzzyon and I vant to be here for thyz zo I kan get rezultz I vant!

Mother Russia have looze F3 deal viz both Green Kuntz & Zulakuntz zydez, but I vyll kut any throat nezezzary to zyrvyve! Zelene iz #1 ally, & Jezzyka iz #1 threat to for vyktory in game!

[Mother Russia]

ZHYT!!!!!!! Mother Russia ztyll have Jezzyka mezzage to rezpond to! Zhe zay zhe don't thynk zhe haz vyktory in myzzyon, but Mother Russia do not belyeve zlut untyl zhe zee offyzyal rezult!

[Mother Russia]

Ok kuntz, pozt myzzyon rezultz vhenever u vant nov if Mother Russia vaz bytch holdyng u bakk!

[Mother Russia]

Zo fukkyng kloze to myzzyon vyktory! Mother Russia voukd have von zhyt if zhe dydn't take zmall break duryng challenge lol.

By the vay, Mother Russia mean Eleonor Roozevelt in earlyer pozt, no Edyth Roozevelt vho iz irrelevent kunt in hyztory of vorld!

[Mindy]

Figured you meant Eleanor