Post by Alice on Apr 12, 2016 9:04:00 GMT
Hello? Kshhhhh.
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My name is Alice.
The dispatch of the Alice clones by the White Queen proved successful, they kept the other girls running around in circles and the V-Virus away from Project Alice.
I found stock of the anti-virus hiding away in the lower decks of the Serenity which will keep me immune from infection this round. I had to fight my way through mutated clitorises, vulva's, labia's and fallopian tubes that had grown to the walls of the lower levels in order to obtain it. Luckily while we were down there S.T.A.R.S member Jessica had my back covered and found an advantage written on the wall "I found the Clitoris". The advantage let's us banish any one of these bitches away from a vote which will allow us to secure a majority. Our plan is to use it this round and get rid of the bioweapon man bitch Noxeema once and for all.
I have used this time to smooth over my relationship with Selene after blindsiding her by destroying the two headed bioweapon that was Kaylee and Babydoll and get her back on my side. I am working on a plan for Mother Russia and Selene to feel comfortable with me so in case when there are five survivors left and Jessica or T-X become infected, I have my own army to neutralise them. The Toxyk Kunt alliance with Mother Russia is in full swing but I'm making sure Mother Russia knows at a final 4, she can count on me, same with Selene. I'm definitely marketing myself a a third wheel to Jessica and T-X and Selene was quick to burst T-X's tits by throwing it out there that T-X was creating F3 deals. Tsk, tsk, tsk. At least I cover my shit by telling my alliance what I have said.
Project Alice is turning into a bit of a toxic cunt, I need to be sure I am in the best possible position to complete the mission. I'm going to eat these bitches alive and use them as manure.
My name is Alice.
Over. Kshhhhh.
